5. Elliott Smith. We’d jam, chill out, have a few beers. I’d introduce him to A and beers would be exchanged for wine. He’d also become smitten and we’d both write a song for A and his would be much better, but I think I could take him. We’d part ways amicably.

6. Least favourite: food - fish; drink - hoegaarden wheat beer; colour - Um I oh er ah I can’t think of one. WAIT. Tacky vibrant ‘electric’ green. 

8. Longjohns. I’m sorry.

14. Tea-set/coffee-maker (I’m counting that as one); a big shower and bath; a big sofa; room to grow herbs and maybe vegetables?; creative space (writing, playing music, drawing..)

21. Who do I ship? Who do I ship where? What is ship?…. Nope sorry.

50. (This question is strictly need-to-know): Falafel.